alkatraz

Im fucking bored.







I have nothing good to write.




for the love of god and all that is holy, my anus is bleeding.


no, not really.




So i was in best buy yesterday and this dude was following me around and then hes like "dude's wheres the rap section" and i pointed to the sign in the next isle , and then he went over there. and then like 2 minutes later he looks at me and screams "dude they have enuff 50 cent albums dont they?" and was all smiling.. and then i went into the isle he was in and was like "is this your idea of small talk?" and he was like "well yes it is!" then i said "thats neat" and walked out of the store.


he was really goofy like...

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Last nite i was masterbating on ...LuciaFurr aka Asphyxiia's bed and got STUFF all over and she had to wash the sheets.

then this dude matt came over.. and then i was stoned and then drinking wine coolers and bacardi raz and was kinda buzzing and stuff.. and then i know paul was there.. and this little cute kid, cricket, and this chick... and paul kept touching my hip bones making me all horny and stuff. IT SUCKED. but matt kept lighting the bowl and passing it around so i was not complaining.

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LuciaFurr changed her name to Asphyxiia today cuz she stood up and started choking and couldnt breath.


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RANDOM THOUGHTS:

-somtimes in some situations i just want to like die for a few minutes, and then i wish i could see people reactions when they think i am dead, just to see how much they really care.


- i HATE that fricken opening door sound when somone signs onto AOL.... its like... somone get that fucking thing some WD40. then i feel so offened when you hear it slam shut.. like i am being abandoned.

- Yogurt (that a fucking dumb word) and Cheese are mold.
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me and Luciafurr aka Asphyxiia have a love child Its one of those PEEPS... (marshmallow things) but its a stuffed animal one.. and its a bunnie.. and its purple ..and i named it Pete.



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I have Thursday - War All Of The Time stuck in my head.


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dude.. we played the rander 1-800 # game (where i think of some words together that are like 7 letters long... its usually a 3 letter word and a 4 letter word together) and this is what he found out:

1-800-PRE-TEEN
1-800-CUM-SHOT
1-800-ASS-LICK
1-800-HOT-DICK

Are actually phone numbers.

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i tried to ask LuciaFurr/Asphyxiia why they called cottage cheese, cottage cheese. she said "cuz it curddles like cottage" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!


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LuciaFurr/Asphyxiia just informed me she has webcam SHOWS with that Tim dude all the time... when i asked her what this weird anal probe looking thing was. (it was a light... i wonder where she sticks it)

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heres somthing fun to do:

1. make the shocker with your hand.
2. run at somone screaming.
3. and poke them with your hand in the crotch.

Why? may you ask. because when u are stoned and in a room with a strobe light. its funny. but too me.. its ALWAYS funny

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I dunno what else to day.




<3 Alkatraz


p.s. post your sexiest pic of yourself below