alkalinesteph

From no job to all the jobs (except for a nosejob, which I actually wanted...)


When I got ill, I had to quit my job, since I had just entered into this new place where I was desgning and making phonecalls all day, but since I had to leave for a month, in stead of paying me to stay home, they decided to ask me not to come back. I had just quit my former job as a fortune teller (and I'm not kidding, for over a year, I have been getting paid to tell people what's comming to them and I don't know how it works...) and had been rejected from a bunch of jobs I wanted and apparently, am not qualified to do. So I was getting really worried about rent and more appalling than that, my doctor said I'm not supposed to work util september, you see, even though the problem was triggered by bad medicine, a condition I had since birth is what made it so bad, this condition includes a bad case of acid reflex ( and I can still go to all my gigs, sing live and not suck so Ashlee Simpson is just untalented... and dishonest) which happens if I get pissed or very nervous (which are pretty much the main ingredients of job). And all of a sudden, now that I'm supposed to work, my former boss calls me and wants me back, the guys from the job y had to quit recently calls to see if I can come back to work, and I recieve three calls from strangers offering me a job out of nowhere... I mean, what the fuck?? is God making fun of me or something?? I mean, it's funny, there HAS to be a master plan for ironies of destiny right??

haha I took my old job back (the one as a fortune teller) it's the least stressing, it's fun and my boss cooks and brings me food .