Back to thrashing boys...
I talked to three boys today. One of them is trying to convince me to go out with him, I've been finding excuses since long before I had a boyfriend, but this time, the boyfriend sounded like an excellent excuse, so I said "I don't think my boyfriend would like that" and he says "You don't have to tell him!" I mean come on!!! I didn't want to go out with him when I didn't imply hypocrisy and I'm suddenly going to like him now that I have to lie to go out with him. The second boy calls me and says
- I heard you have a boyfriend
- I do
-What's gonna happen with "US"??
- there's no "Us" we went out once and didn't like each other
- that could be fixed
- yeah, we could forget we ever went out
- or you can go out with me again and realize you do like me
- yeah, I'm sticking with my option
- and... how is he??
- who?
- your boyfriend
- oh... he's fine
- I bet he'll end up selling shit door to door
- ...
- don't you think?
- why would I?
- I bet he's not funny anyway
- he is funny
- I bet he lives with his mom
- like you?? no, he doesn't
- so are you mad at me because I live with my mom??? <----- I mean, what the fuck is with this answer!??!
- I'm not mad at you, I'm just bored
- so when are we going out
- we're not out yet and I'm already bored
- (use angry 8 year old boy voice for this) So what?? now you're gonna go out with your "Boyfriend" ??? huh??? are you??? huh???
- duh!!
- What??? you think I'm worried about your "boyfriend" you think I care at all about him???? huh?? do you??? huh???
- I don't know, you're the one who keeps talking about him...
- oh but that's just because I don't care!!
- yeah... clearly
- errr... ok, call you later bye!!
And that was the dumbest conversation I've had for months, they I talked to my boyfriend he asked me what I had done, I told him I had had the most stupid conversation and told him something similar to what you just read... and he asks me
"Why would YOU think I'd end up selling stuff door to door?!?!?!"
he was kind of offended... just let me know... am I insane or are this boys kinda dumb???
I talked to three boys today. One of them is trying to convince me to go out with him, I've been finding excuses since long before I had a boyfriend, but this time, the boyfriend sounded like an excellent excuse, so I said "I don't think my boyfriend would like that" and he says "You don't have to tell him!" I mean come on!!! I didn't want to go out with him when I didn't imply hypocrisy and I'm suddenly going to like him now that I have to lie to go out with him. The second boy calls me and says
- I heard you have a boyfriend
- I do
-What's gonna happen with "US"??
- there's no "Us" we went out once and didn't like each other
- that could be fixed
- yeah, we could forget we ever went out
- or you can go out with me again and realize you do like me
- yeah, I'm sticking with my option
- and... how is he??
- who?
- your boyfriend
- oh... he's fine
- I bet he'll end up selling shit door to door
- ...
- don't you think?
- why would I?
- I bet he's not funny anyway
- he is funny
- I bet he lives with his mom
- like you?? no, he doesn't
- so are you mad at me because I live with my mom??? <----- I mean, what the fuck is with this answer!??!
- I'm not mad at you, I'm just bored
- so when are we going out
- we're not out yet and I'm already bored
- (use angry 8 year old boy voice for this) So what?? now you're gonna go out with your "Boyfriend" ??? huh??? are you??? huh???
- duh!!
- What??? you think I'm worried about your "boyfriend" you think I care at all about him???? huh?? do you??? huh???
- I don't know, you're the one who keeps talking about him...
- oh but that's just because I don't care!!
- yeah... clearly
- errr... ok, call you later bye!!
And that was the dumbest conversation I've had for months, they I talked to my boyfriend he asked me what I had done, I told him I had had the most stupid conversation and told him something similar to what you just read... and he asks me
"Why would YOU think I'd end up selling stuff door to door?!?!?!"
he was kind of offended... just let me know... am I insane or are this boys kinda dumb???
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