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My former flat mate is a moll. She is holding her set of keys to ransom. I have to BUY THEM FROM HER or she won't pay me for the bills. She is desperately trying not to pay me for the bills anyway since she claims she was never home, but there she was every day I came home, spread eagled and sweating up the...
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SWEET!!!

I just realised that a year ago today, I joined SuicideGirls!

Woo!



I like monkeys:

Ding dong the witch is dead... and with her she brings my poverty.

All of her shit is moved out and she is gone, and I still need a roomie.

Dagnabbit, there should be more SGs in the Adelaide, OZ area...

My flatmate has told me she is moving out. That would be a good thing, as she is a pain in the arse, but it has left me with a very large amount of money to outlay. And that sucks.

Just me having a whinge...

My birthday fucking ruled.
I got less presents than ever before, but I had some big fucking parties - four in fact!
1. Karaoke at Shotz. Got well drunk, went to a strip club, went home, made a porno with two best mates filming and a hot chick.
2. Party at my house. Got well drunk, climbed a wall to get a ball, sang karaoke....
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Next week begineth the Clipsal 500 here in Adelaide. An event of fast boring cars and even more boring concerts.

I shall be working in one of the corporate sections.

This entitles me to get shit faced after work on the booze of the sponsors at our work. With the money I'll be earning I can buy ear plugs.

This appears to gonna rule after...
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I need more friends!

I finally have ONE...

And I need karaoke venues. Anyone in here from Adelaide? And own a pub?

I'm now on a 56k modem. Which means I can't chat or do anything else I used to do online.

Which sucks.

Trying to embrace technology. Its not easy. Not that I'm not up with the times - I know what's out there, I know what I could have if I tried, but I'm just not game to invest in all this new stuff thats come out.

Which is a shame, cos I really wanna be able to post pictures to my blog.

I just got my last bday pressie (30th March) for the year: 8" Hellboy figure...

OH MY FUCKING GOD IS THIS THING SWEET!

He LOOKS like Ron Perlman! And he's fucking HUGE! AND he has a gun and a cross JUST LIKE THE COMIC CHARACTER! This figure is SO COOL!