alivewocause

It is New Years Eve, and what is the best way to bring in the new year..... get completly wasted.... and that is what i plan on doing. Drunken fun with nothing in particular to do and nothing worth doing leaves no time to waste, so pick up your bottle or can of whatever and toss one back for me as i will toos one back for you and in that moment, we will be connected by America's lowest assholes favorite think to do, get wasted..... so as we both toss one up, we can give them the finger too and have lots of merry new years fun... this is about all i have to say... peace and here is 21-40 slogans for condoms.

21) If you really love her, wear a cover

22) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake

23) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener

24) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket

25) No glove, no love

26) If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye

27) Even If she's eager, protect her beaver

28) No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at climax

29) Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the cunt

30) Avoid a frown, contain your clown

31) Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam

32) Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed

33) Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink

34) The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground

35) Cloak the joker before you poke her

36) Encase that torch before you paint her porch

37) Cape your throbber before you bob her

38) After detection sheath your erection

39) Before you penetrate hide your magistrate

40) Don't surprise her plug your Geyser

*and i am out*
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