Hmmmm, i am sooo bored in my town, i would love to take a trip. Somewhere that i can be myself and that no one knows me for who i am. That way i am not seen as the person everyone knows me, but somewhere that i am basically alone , and be alone to myself with with company that just has recently met me. I would also love to meet new and interesting people, just give me something to do... i think i will go to texas this summer and see a friend that loves in texas, then off to see the other places of the west coast and then off to germany for a while. I wanna meet people that i have never met before and then keep in touch over a long distance then every once or twice a year, get together for about a week and live it up. That way i do not have to deal with their shit up and close and can give advise to them over the phone, so i do not get dragged in and can be an innocent bystander with the love and hope that all will be well. That sounds soooooo wonderful... now that i am done being sentimental and all that gay shit, i have no news from my world.
How is it in everybody's world....? Hope all is peachy with lots of smiles..., cause that would be great. Well i think i will leave you with this.... the first 20 of the condom slogans...
1) Cover your stump before you hump
2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie
4) When in doubt shroud you spout
5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize
11) She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12) If you go into heat, package your meat
13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis
14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse
15) Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16) Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
17) Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18) The right selection, is to protect your erection
19) Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
20) A crank with armor, will never harm her
Well i think that is all folks... *cue the pig*... peace
Alive
How is it in everybody's world....? Hope all is peachy with lots of smiles..., cause that would be great. Well i think i will leave you with this.... the first 20 of the condom slogans...
1) Cover your stump before you hump
2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie
4) When in doubt shroud you spout
5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize
11) She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12) If you go into heat, package your meat
13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis
14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse
15) Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16) Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
17) Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18) The right selection, is to protect your erection
19) Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
20) A crank with armor, will never harm her
Well i think that is all folks... *cue the pig*... peace
Alive
lillithvain:
I wanted to wish you a happy new year, but now I think I'm laughing too hard at the slogans on there!!!!
