aggh i went shopping today and now i have some clothes on layby and a growing shoe fetish... which i'm trying to reconcile with my desire to be vegan. fuck. unfortunately i'm also wearing very non vegan cardigans (i refer to them as my shrouds of guilt).
so. i found some shoes that i want. but they're leather. and overpriced. i'll go on a shoe quest to find something comparable with less death and hopefully less damage to my "savings".
i'm officially old, i kept getting called "ma'am" by the foetal sales staff and when i gave my details for layby i got asked if it was miss or mrs. christ. the foetus was confused when i bitterly demanded 'MS'.
z.
so. i found some shoes that i want. but they're leather. and overpriced. i'll go on a shoe quest to find something comparable with less death and hopefully less damage to my "savings".
i'm officially old, i kept getting called "ma'am" by the foetal sales staff and when i gave my details for layby i got asked if it was miss or mrs. christ. the foetus was confused when i bitterly demanded 'MS'.
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But!
You're younger than me, so that's cool.
I often forget how hard the whole vegan thing would be. Like, you say 'non-vegan' cardigan, and I think 'Z has a cardigan made of meat?'
Yes, I really thought that. Perhaps I should go to bed.