alikon

I got the oddest forture cookie the other day. Normally i always get something retarded that could be applied to any random schmo like those silly horiscopes. The fortune cookie's note read, "A blonde from afar has something interesting for you." Naturally you must add the token phrase "in bed" after every fortune cookies saying.

So thus "A blonde from afar has something interesting for you." + "in bed"

What the shit is that? Oddest fortune i have ever received. period dot period.

and now i go sleepies.