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Thursday Apr 29, 2004

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I am going to write an historical romance novel.
it will be about pirates or vikings or feuding virile highlanders. Perhaps there will be a houri scene. Maybe not. Perhaps time travel will be involved.

I am now taking auditions for characters in the romance. Please state in your post the following:
1.}the type of character you would like to be--heroine, hero, servant, best friend mother, father, villaine, bad guy, minion, theiving gypsy plot device
2.}you are: male/female/other [please specify, if other, be descriptive.]
3.}have you ever been in a n historical romance novel before? please describe. was there time travel? a spanking scene?
4.}bonus points for experience as a viking/pirate/highlander/irish bard/regency era socialite. please specify if you have more than one family going in diferent centuries/catagories.
5.}If you are female, why are you still a virgin, unless you are a widow, please be detailed and confusing--er- I mean convincing. This does not apply if you are not planning on being the heroine.

thank you. all applications will be considered.
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joshof13thfloor:
1.}the type of character you would like to be--heroine, hero, servant, best friend mother, father, villaine, bad guy, minion, theiving gypsy plot device - Villian. The villian to be precise.

2.}you are: male/female/other [please specify, if other, be descriptive.] - Hermaphroditic. Thus is the source of my evil nature revealed. I hate all others because I envy them their normal sexual alignment.

3.}have you ever been in a n historical romance novel before? please describe. was there time travel? a spanking scene? - Yes I have and we actually had to spank the heroine of the story in order to activate the time traveling device.

4.}bonus points for experience as a viking/pirate/highlander/irish bard/regency era socialite. please specify if you have more than one family going in diferent centuries/catagories. - I once played the daughter of a Viking born Pirate who raped a bonny Irish lass who was a bard who had been betrothed to a Highlander chieftan. When i was born they left me on the steps of a socialites home where I was taken in and taught the ways of sexual obedience.

5.}If you are female, why are you still a virgin, unless you are a widow, please be detailed and confusing--er- I mean convincing. This does not apply if you are not planning on being the heroine. - I am neither female nor a virgin. In any sense of the word.

-Josh EL SUICIDO LOCO
May 3, 2004
redheadedleague:
1.}Well, I'd love to be the villain, but who am I kidding, I'm the best friend.
2.}male
3.}Hmmm... I don't think so, although I do recall a spanking scene at some point...
4.}Irish bard in a past life, I'm told
5.}N/A

May 3, 2004

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