Hey guys 😊
I like to think of myself as a nice person, but I might have a leeetle bit of a temper 👌Sometimes it gets me into a predicament or two. Usually something I can laugh about later, which is why I'm glad this week's blog is about funny stories!
@missy @rambo @lyxzen
So last night, my dude & I went to Buffalo Wild Wings. Every once in a while, we get super stoned, nosh on a huge sampler & have a great time. We left, got in the car, and sat for a few minutes just talking & making out. All of the sudden this blacked-out Charger pulled up & parked next to us on my side. I paid no mind until I felt a bump. This asshole seriously just hit my car with their door & left it there! I was PISSED. Their window was so tinted I couldn't see, so I looked straight at it & mouthed "WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?" I mean I was going off, hand motions & everything. Out stepped a jacked-up black guy, probably 6'4" if I had to guess. He took one look at me & just started yelling & waving his arms around. I didn't even understand one word he said except "fucking car". His girlfriend drug him away, still screaming. My man & I just looked at each other and burst into laughter. "You need to stop talking shit," he teased. "There's no fucking way I could take that guy! One of these days I'm gonna get my ass kicked over you."
Maybe I'll turn it down just a tad for his sake 😂
Until next time,
Alienne 💋
