alickalotapus

I know you all wont believe this, but I got lied to by a stripper tonight. I know this is almost unheard of in this day and age, but, if you cant trust a stripper... who can you trust???? Im sure she will be rethinking what happened tonight once we work together again and she has to go onstage 4 times to the other girls 1 and when her songs are xtra long... say 5 minutes apiece and when all the lights on stage are turned up to shine brighter than the sun. Now before all you adult entertainers out there get all defensive for this girl you need to know that she is the one in your club that will take customers from your stage and when you get up to freshen up, she will jump on your customers. She is the one that will snag your money if you accidently leave it out. she is the one that fucks customers in the next door parking lot after hours for an extra 50. you know the girl i am talking about. I have a couple of rules when it comes to me djing for you... your secret is always safe with me, Im never gready and if you have a bad night, dont worry about not taking care of me, because i know you will take care of me next time. dont disrespect me and the one this girl is guilty of.... dont tell me you will pay me 20 bucks per rotation to skip you from stage and then dont. im easy and i dont play favorites, Im the club favorite when it comes to the dancers because im very good to them and i do what it takes to make them money.... unless they fuck me over, then its on like donkey kong!