someone please rescue me from work! 
nevilthedogboy:
get someone to pretend to be yer mom and say there is a terminally ill aunt in another state you need to visit, that got me a week off of work once... it's more convincing if you have them do it while yer at work, though. good luck
bukkakegod:
i would but 30 mins of driving in the city to come "resuce" someone is not on my to do list unless i got nothing better to do in my time off 