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Wednesday Jan 22, 2003

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a list that means nothing at all!

1. I've been watching too much tv and too many movies. slug mode has taken over my sorry ass.

2. i don't like it when somebody that totally rules goes away for a little while. it's hard to rock the casbah on your own sometimes.

3. pink is packing some super booty. i swear it would have knocked me over if i hadn't kept my distance.

4. if you're a scary man that yells and chases me, or honks and tailgates me, you're an asshole, so fuck off!

5. sometimes i like to go to coffee shops and be shmoozed by strangers for pure entertainment. i like to see what shit will spew from their mouths next.

6. i'm usually overly angry and lots of shit pisses me off.

7. trying to do some shit to get some more cashola and having it not work out sucks big fat tomatoes.

8. i'm kinda drunk right now.

9. i'm in love with court tv, and everyone pretends not to make fun of me for it.

and 10. crap on your face!
VIEW 20 of 20 COMMENTS
ozzman:
hi
Jan 24, 2003
shortbus78:
I was with ya till the face crap thing...I mean I like poo as much as the next guy but the smell and taste of it aren't it's high pionts.
Jan 24, 2003

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