alice

so my car thought it would be funny to take a shit on me yesterday while driving aroud hollywood. ha ha, jezabelle. not funny! so now i need a new water pump and by pass hoses (whatever those are) and it's going to cost me $300. yeah, that sucks. no car until sometime friday. i was close to q so i went and hung out with the billmeister. rockin like dokken.... i've been locking the kitties out of the bedroom at night for the past couple nights. aeon thinks it's funny to jump up on the dresser and knock breakable stuff down. i haven't figured out a good way to persuade her into staying on the floor. they're so cute. poor little flux has fleas. i put that greasy looking stuff on his back, and now all these dead bugs are stuck to him. gross... thanks for all the postitive words in response to my last journal. hopefully my mom has calmed down a little. still haven't talked to her, cuz i'm such a busy crack smoking prostitute. hi mom! if you're still having fun spying on me.... going to a barbecue tonight. 4th of july. i want fireworks, dammit! fuck this whole fire hazard thing la has going on.... i will be at dr.h's party on friday night, and will beat several of you up if you fail to make an appearance. floggings for all! or i'll shove a slim jim up your nose and a turkey baster in your bum. i will be the door girl at q on saturday night if anyone wants to check out manspeaker's club and get their rave on... i'm feeling poopy still, but y'all so nice and purdy, makes me feel a little better. hope everybody has a good (and safe) 4th of july and a bad ass weekend. rock the casbah for me. okay, i'm out. bye bye for now.