alice

holy shit. i don't think that i have ever puked up as much stomach bile as i did today. i feel like poo on a stick. tijuana did me in hardcore. me, amber, and kim drove down last night and got completely trashed. they were making the waiters talk dirty to them in spanish while we fought off creepy dudes trying to grind on our asses. kim had some weird guy's boner pressing against her. yeah, haven't danced like a total hoochie mama since i was 15. so i got down with the girls on the dance floor. 12 or so drinks later, we're in a tijuana strip club and we're all getting naked on the stage. we totally got attacked by the strippers. they had me pinned down and i swear that one of them poked the puhtang. amber almost lost her underwear to one of the dudes who worked there that wanted to charge her $3 for it. so needless to say, it was a crazy evening. i puked outside of the strip club, amber puked outside of her car, we crashed in the car for a few hours and drove back to la. i fucking puked outside of the window while we were driving on the freeway, and then proceeded to puke up stomach bile into a blanket during the remainder of the trip. oh yeah, i was feeling pretty sexy. got back to my apartment, more stomach bile, a nap, and now i am forcing myself to eat something. fuck me! that's all i can say. i haven't been that wasted in years. amber lost her wallet, but at least we didn't get thrown into a mexican prison for the night. don't want to be around alcohol for awhile.