alice

dear no one,

i feel pretty good about things all around. it's an awesome feeling. life is treating me pretty good at the moment. yay.

got a huge crush on the fedex guy (insert your played out witty jokes about packages/boxes/kneepads/etc here). crushes are ridiculously fun, and he is hot.

heading out to vegas next week with my bff (aka the MOST AWESOME person in the world) of nearly 23 years. the occasion? my mother fucking birthday, and the fact that we're both pretty awesome ladies in need of a vacation and some good times together. fun times are ahead, bitches.

as i type this, i am fully rocking out to nkotb, and i have no shame for it. i even made my fluffy cat dance with me to a song. and yes, i am aware that i should be embarrassed about this, but i'm not. go fuck yourself.

gonna head out to see iron man 2 with eric allen now. later.

sincerely,
alice

p.s. this pic is about 6 months old, but you internet people never tire of girls posting pics of themselves in a state of undress, so suck it, bitches.