alice

bought my kittens some kitty leashes today and walked them around in the back of my apartment building. too bad walking cats is not like walking dogs.... so apparently there's some rumor going around that me and my best friend are on this site together, and there's video of us getting it on. that's news to me. really, do you poor pathetically lifeless people of cupertino have nothing better to do than freak out about how someone you went to high school with is naked on the internet? it's not like i'm some porn store who fucks donkeys and shoves gerbils up her ass. it's not like i thought that nobody would ever find out, i just think it's getting a bit ridiculous when people can't think of anything better to talk about... one of my bestest buds seems to be having some trouble with his stupid girlfriend. can you tell how much i like this girl? i don't know why he's with her. whatever.... anything else exciting? i met eric allen from the boards on saturday night. he's cool beans. sixsixty will be here on friday, so i'm getting ready to rock the casbah with him and dr.h... i've really been lagging with this whole job thing. i suck at this. but it's like i have to go out of town next week, and the week after amber is coming down, and it's like when am i ever supposed to start working? i've been pretty bad about emailing people back lately. sorry i suck so much. it's just that sometimes i don't really feel like sitting down and writing email after email, especially to ones that say "i like to jack off to your pictures" and "you're pretty." while i do appreciate the compliment, i'm not really sure how i'm supposed to respond to that. if you want to talk about something, go ahead, and i'll try to write back. i hope that doesn't sound bitchy. it's just taking time to respond to something that doesn't really say anything to begin with is kind of silly to me. i hope you're not all mad at me now. blah! manspeaker, i promise i will call tuesday afternoon. i really will. poop in my shoes hardcore. i think that's it for now..... i'm outtie 5000 g money.....