i am: a little old lady trapped in a little girl's body. or maybe i'm an 8 year old trapped in a 20 year old's body. a master of procrastination. going to be bald if i keep dying my hair this much. prone to fits of madness.
i enjoy: pooping in your shoes. crapping on your face. rocking the casbah till the cows come home. food. toys. kitties, especially mine.
i am looking for: a giant kitty to cuddle with. will make an exception for a big turtle as long as i am loved even if my arms fall off.
i enjoy: pooping in your shoes. crapping on your face. rocking the casbah till the cows come home. food. toys. kitties, especially mine.
i am looking for: a giant kitty to cuddle with. will make an exception for a big turtle as long as i am loved even if my arms fall off.
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I'll love you IF your arms fall off
Shoes are being crapped in. There is pooping and it involves someones face.
They're trying but they just can't stop Alice. The casbah is being rocked -- hard.
Amazing.