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Monday Sep 29, 2003

Sep 29, 2003
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it's not about you. it's not about me. it's not about anything, really.

1. i may not wear the pants, but i wear a skirt well.

2. don't listen to me unless you really want to.

3. don't ask me stupid questions.

4. i'm not your sock puppet. you're my sock puppet.

5. maxx is rad.

6. don't make me out to be a bigger moron unless there's a reason for it, and there are plenty of reasons.

7. always remember to tip your bar tender.

8. put up with my shit. do whatever you want with yours.

9. shut up.

10. make your own fucking rules.

a dash of sugar and spice with a hint of clippings and snails from yours truly.
VIEW 16 of 16 COMMENTS
lucky1336929:
im so fucking tired im not sure i followed it all. but i agree with #7.
Oct 6, 2003
soulessone:
You are too terribly awesome. tongue

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Opiate
Oct 8, 2003

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