alhim

Just in case you were ever interested in learning the real 10 commandments.

Thou Shall Be the Light...
Thou Shall Be the Image...
Thou Shall Be the Family...
Thou Shall Be the Kingdom...
Thou Shall Be the Name...
Thou Shall Be the Wisdom...
Thou Shall Be the Word...
Thou Shall Be the Revelation...
Thou Shall Be the Communion...
Thou Shall be the Covenant...



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