I'm flying home to Miami today! I'll escape the cold winds of Boston for one week. When I come back I will finally be my normal golden brown skin tone instead of this pale yellow that has me looking sick.
I probably won't be very active on the site for the next week or so.
Leave me some funny stories or something!
Update within an update:
Travelocity sucks! I won't get into details because I am way too tired right now, but NEVER buy your tickets through Travelocity.com. Oh, and the guarantee that the annoying little knome talks about in the commercials, yeah, it's bullshit, don't buy it.
On the plane I sat next to a heavy set man who proceeded to fart silently beside me THE ENTIRE FLIGHT! Every few seconds another wave of nauseating flatulance would come floating past my nose. I was this close to telling the guy to just go to the bathroom and get it over with!
But, tomorrow I'll be basking in the sun and that makes it all worth it!
HAVE FUN IN THE COLD BITCHES!!!!
I probably won't be very active on the site for the next week or so.
Leave me some funny stories or something!
Update within an update:
Travelocity sucks! I won't get into details because I am way too tired right now, but NEVER buy your tickets through Travelocity.com. Oh, and the guarantee that the annoying little knome talks about in the commercials, yeah, it's bullshit, don't buy it.
On the plane I sat next to a heavy set man who proceeded to fart silently beside me THE ENTIRE FLIGHT! Every few seconds another wave of nauseating flatulance would come floating past my nose. I was this close to telling the guy to just go to the bathroom and get it over with!
But, tomorrow I'll be basking in the sun and that makes it all worth it!
HAVE FUN IN THE COLD BITCHES!!!!
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fatality:
I'm staying up here for spring break, so let me know when you get back
capital:
Have fun in Florida! I'm not gonna pretend I'm not jealous...