sectretly I smoke ciggarettes and drink beer. I sit with my legs wide open like a french whore. I ash in my empty beer bottle and curse loudly when I feel so moved. When I finish a bottle I belch without consideration and congratulate myself if it's above a 7.
... Thank heavens for little girls!
p.s. I updated my wishlist.
... Thank heavens for little girls!
p.s. I updated my wishlist.
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[Edited on Oct 26, 2005 10:29PM]
Oh, and next time you belch, try to get it up to an 11. Cause even though you should really only safely go to a 10, it really rocks if you hit an 11...