Friday Feb 21, 2003

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I was in love with Sarah Silverman long before most people. And since I've moved to NYC I've had the opportunity to see her a few times but still haven't met her. I have this insanely cocksure confidence that, yeah--we'd click. One time I saw her perform at Luna Lounge and she made such eye contact with me that I almost swooned. Now I hear that she is dating that godawful Jimmy Kimmel. Oh, well, I fucked up. And I'm man enough to admit it!
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damon:
yeah, she pet my dog for like ten minutes once and took my number to get the rescue number for the breed from me later, but never called.
alexkarina:
damon_david, what are you talking about?

[Edited on Feb 23, 2003]

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