alexis

When I moved, this is some of the crap I couldn't bear to get rid of:

Fat Kitty.
Rescue Rangers Comic Books.
My 2 epsons printers.
Target build-your-own furniture.
2 years worth of Bust magazines.
French Paper sample books.
3 David Choe calendars.
Enough clothing to dress a family of 7.
8 corsets.
Slides of naked photos of myself.
Naked framed photos of myself.
Giant banners of naked photos of myself.
A melting salvador dali clock.
Crest whitening strips.
Kona Mountain bike.
20 pairs of shoes.
3 portfolios.
My signed John Waters portrait and pink flamingos shower curtain.
Pee Wee, Krusty, Ren and Stimpy.
2 popples.
Everything any member has ever sent me.
A vibrating cucumber.
My Dita playboy issue.
Old dirty porno videos I kept from working at Video Update for the crust value.
Incriminating photos of myself.
Too many books.
An insane amount of dvds.
The army of simpsons toys.

Things that I got rid of but shouldn't have because they wouldn't fit on my car:
Air Conditioner
Lamp
Futon

- xoxo Alexis 'im good at prioritizing' Suicide