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Wednesday Jan 14, 2004

Jan 14, 2004
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10 news things going on with me:

1. New job - I remember what 'work tired' is. I raided the supply cabinet. They have me working on an ancient g3 mac (which crashes whenever I have more than 2 applications open) until my new computer comes in. I also get a free ibook.

2. Dog - I think my dog is gay. He tries to hump every guy that walks into my house... (must have learned it from me wink

And he ate my Kevin Smith action figure! I started yelling at him "What the fuck!! You ate Kevin Smith!! Bad Dog! Doggies do not eat Silent Bob!". I don't think he took me seriously because I kept cracking up.

3. Burlesque show - I got a call from the big man up at SGHQ asking if I would like to be in the Burlesque show. That would have rocked! I would have done it in a heart-beat if it wasn't for reasons #1 and #2. Or if he would have asked me last week (before I had a job).

4. New SG set photos - I'm taking photos for a new SG set this weekend. Sorry kids, no toy raping this time... it's for an art gallery I have in February.

5. Snow - Eek! Snow + New Jersey Bridge + Rush Hour Morning Traffic = no good.

6. Philly Party - SGPhilly party this saturday! I was thinking of impulse buying a karaoke machine...

7. Boys I miss - Potcheen, BKFreak, Soeffinhappy, Skydork, Killcast, RacerX, and Timmy.

8. Myspace.com photo - Thank you boys for finding it!

The dirtiest look ever.

9. Vices/obsessions - hentai, myspace.com, cigarettes, hello kitty undies, french toast, doggystyle, Sex and the City season 5, and white russians alternating between shots of whisky.

10. Fat Kitty - My cat's breath smells like cat food.

xoxo alexis
VIEW 25 of 53 COMMENTS
panxromana:
You must watch South Park Episode 104 - Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride. Do not be mean to your dog just because he is gay - gay dogs need love too!!
Good job regulating though with the Kevin Smith action figure. Show the gay dog who the boss is!!!!!
Jan 21, 2004
skaterpunk:
Its Buddy Christ!!
Feb 2, 2004

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