In a world where poop is king and girls dance for their dinner, . . .
In a land where magic is Viagra and boners where football uniforms, . . .
In a time when they always cum TOGETHER!!!, . . .
It's Randy Macho Man SAVAGE!!!! YEAH!!!!
He dances and prances like a motherfucker hopped up on Zingers (oh man, that just made me hungry.) He screams "Oh yeah!" and crushes your balls into thirds. He's so motherfucking precise! He snaps into a Fat Kim and satisfies his craving for blood, . . .
But his craving for women never ceases. He stalkes the streets at night looking for little unsuspecting scene girls to talk to about Job for a Cowboy and then buttfuck them from the front. He's a Metal Blade prowler and he can reference all of Lizzy Bordon's catalog effortlessly, . . . a master of getting laid he is.
One time he found this girl named Stretchy showing off her new straight edge dolphin tattoos to some young boys with backwards mullets in Fredericksburg, VA. He introduced himself as Salt and asked her if she would like to fill out an application for the role of Pepper. He made her aware of how well the combination of each other would taste on some meat inbetween buns, while insisting that ketchup and mustard were really horseradish. She said, . . . fer sure, . . . and they humped like bunny rabbits in a title cage match.
One day, . . . I want to be just like Randy Macho Man Savage.
Psyopus rocks.
In a land where magic is Viagra and boners where football uniforms, . . .
In a time when they always cum TOGETHER!!!, . . .
It's Randy Macho Man SAVAGE!!!! YEAH!!!!
He dances and prances like a motherfucker hopped up on Zingers (oh man, that just made me hungry.) He screams "Oh yeah!" and crushes your balls into thirds. He's so motherfucking precise! He snaps into a Fat Kim and satisfies his craving for blood, . . .
But his craving for women never ceases. He stalkes the streets at night looking for little unsuspecting scene girls to talk to about Job for a Cowboy and then buttfuck them from the front. He's a Metal Blade prowler and he can reference all of Lizzy Bordon's catalog effortlessly, . . . a master of getting laid he is.
One time he found this girl named Stretchy showing off her new straight edge dolphin tattoos to some young boys with backwards mullets in Fredericksburg, VA. He introduced himself as Salt and asked her if she would like to fill out an application for the role of Pepper. He made her aware of how well the combination of each other would taste on some meat inbetween buns, while insisting that ketchup and mustard were really horseradish. She said, . . . fer sure, . . . and they humped like bunny rabbits in a title cage match.
One day, . . . I want to be just like Randy Macho Man Savage.
Psyopus rocks.
phunkybrewster:
new milford!!!