I may very well have the worst luck in history. As if this year hasn't already wreaked enough havoc on my life. Today at work, I had to crawl underneath a house to rewire a junction box. Little did I know, there was a FUCKING CRAZY RACOON in there with me. Dude came from the darkness and bum rushed me. We tussled A bit, I managed to punch him in the head but not before he bit me like an asshole. after punching this thing, he hisses at me to get the last word in I presume, and scurried out the hole which I came in nearly tripping my helper. I had to get a rabies shot for the first time ever and still have FIVE more that I have to get! what an asshole right? Well, after this was all said and done with, the racoon got away, I had to go back under the house to finish the job. I'm terrified, and what do I run across? Not another racoon, but a horde of fucking spiders! I hate spiders! With a passion. Didn't get bit by any of them thankfully but I did throw up in my mouth a little. Was reluctant to finish making my last connections but eventually got everything back in working order, got out, and vowed to never under any circumstances go underneath that house ever again. I hope that everyone has had a better day than mine. I wouldn't wish my terrifying ordeal on my worst enemies. Fuck racoons. And fuck spiders too.
