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alessandro2016

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Thursday Sep 02, 2010

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I'm awesome. Quite literally. Are you familiar with the club cards at grocery stores? At my local store, I have registered my name as Paul Awesome. Now when I shop there, the cashier hands me the receipt and says "Thank you, Mr. Awesome, have a good day."

On top of that, I have a group of friends which we have self-designated "The Awesomes." We each have a title (thus far we have Sir Awesome, Colonel Awesome, Lady Awesome, Duchess Awesome, Miss Awesome, and Doctor Awesome.) In order to join this exclusive club, one must determine their desired title. This choice is placed to a vote with all previous members; if a majority approves, you are in.

The ironic part of this is that my first name (Paul) means humble. So Paul Awesome is humbly confident. Yep, that's me in a nutshell.
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alessandro2016:
The love is well deserved. You're a gorgeous woman with obviously great taste in music smile
Jan 17, 2012
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