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Monday Nov 07, 2005

Nov 7, 2005
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Ok, so I just got TAGGED...hmmmm....to write 20 interesting things about myself. I am feeling up for the challenge considering I like to call myself an interesting person but I have never really thought about the specifics of what really makes me that interesting.....

ok here we go

1. I can almost fit my whole pinky up my nose....
which leads to
2. I pick my nose all the time, even sometimes when people are talking to me
3. I masturbate all of the time but I only own one vibrator that the batteries have been dead in for about 2 years now
4. I have to eat sandwich cookies (i.e. oreos, nutter butters) in multiples of 2 because I have to have just as many to separate as I do whole.
5. I have more life experience than a lot my elders....but don't get me wrong, there's a shit ton I don't know and am far from having things figured out.
6. My collection of music
7. I was overweight most of my life
8. I always feel the need to pee in public
9. My sick sense of humor
10. The family I come from
11. The older women that come into my work think my appearance makes me interesting..... whatever that means
12. I enjoy the feeling of plucking out my eyebrows
13. I know a lot of good laffy taffy jokes
14. I enjoy the art of some serious Mad Libbing
15. I still peel the crust off my bread
16. My views on religion
17. I give first and last names to all of my glass pieces
18. Once a week I have a day dedicated to halloween
19. I talk to myself.I mean I have full conversations with myself
20. I am half-woman, half man........
I love love love make-up, clothes, and hair dye. I love to burp, swear, and I hock the best loogies. I cry really easily but get angry and like to punch things and break shit. After a break up Im really sad for about a day and then I tend to fuck away the pain. it usually works and I am totally ok with it. Im sensitive and emotional but when hurt I can deliver a constructive verbal lashing from hell or write someone off and get over it. I think with my heart and make decisions with logic..the list could go on

Who knows if these things make me interesting???
If you dont think so,
You should just go back to staring at the naked pictures..
And why in the hell did you read it all the way to the end anyways???
VIEW 25 of 39 COMMENTS
r_stylz:
nice.... tell me a laffy taffy joke... like what did the boy octipus say to the girl octipus???? Can I hold your hand han hand hand hand!!!! hahahaha eeek eeek
Feb 27, 2006
perfetstrngr:
my dear Alessa Suicide,
may this be a token of our friendship.
and I trust it will be
I'm at your service.
bye
Aogh~~your portrait is here~
Mar 7, 2006

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