Erm, so... apparently this whole problem I've been having with courses is because I didn't confirm my program selection!? What the hell, I did that at the beginning of last year. So now I have to fill out this form, AND email department heads (for both depts. because I'm doing a double major) and wait. UGH I HATE WAITING. I hate all this red tape bullshit. fuck. FUCK. 
btw, where I'm from NASCAR drivers = medieval saints. People have devotional shrines to them in their homes. Everywhere. Funny, because you would think they might treat the drivers like gladiators, but no. Divinely inspired beings.