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Friday Jul 04, 2008

Jul 4, 2008
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Happy Birthday America!!!

I celebrated with a bottle of tequila and a penis cake! Last week was my friend Chris's birthday and we celebrated tonight. My friend Leann and I made a cake and cut out little penises and decorated them and put them all over his cake! We made one giant one that looked like an Ananconda.........wait....thats too many "an"s...............................I'm still drunk haha. Note to self: No more drunk posts. ANYWAY,when we emptied our bottle of tequila we proceeded to shoot bottle rockets out of it and dance around like idiots with sparklers.
It was fun. Oh yeah, and this guy I know died today. I didn't like him, but I'm sure some people will miss him. It probably sucks to take a crossbow to the throat o.O Anyway, he's like my best friends babydaddy and she's pretty tore up, and I know its gonna suck for the kids, so I am probably going to be going to a funeral soon :\ I hate funerals. Especially funerals of ppl I don't like. Blah. On that note, I have officially decided no more tequila blogs o.O


xoxo

Aleda tongue
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
jena:


Now I want cake.
Jul 12, 2008
crayolacrayon:
i love flight of the conchords.
they rock my socks off.

and, penis cakes? hah.
amazing.

on etsy, i found a girl who makes earrings that look like boobs.
i want them.
Jul 14, 2008

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