aleda

I have a story to tell!!
Let me start by saying that the reason I don't update very often is that I never have anything interesting happening in my life. BUT! Today is different oh yes it is.......


So I wake up this morning, 8:45, going to be late for class as usual. Forsake the usual jeans and flats for skirt and heels cuz I'm feelin frisky. Now for those of you who don't know, I have approximately 1 (one) zoo living in my house.

So I'm heading out the door in a hurry right--but I STOP dead in my tracks. The new snake is *^#&()%&ng GONE! I'm like OH SHIT! I start breathn heavy. Panicking. I'm like---It ate the ferrets! It ate Sugarbear (ball python) and its gonna EAT ME!!! So I call the boy and he's tryin to calm me down.

So finally I'm calm enough to leave the house and I step out of my front door

and that *&#$&@#*!ing snake is sitting there JUST SITTING THERE!!!!! on the steps blocking my path to school. So naturally I behaved in a calm rational manner

called the boy and made him leave work to come get the THING off my freakin steps so I could leave. So then I'm noticing it has these red spots all over it,

MY beautiful babies were almost eaten by this vicious

monster and they protected themselves

So now I have to take the stupid thing to the vet because my ferrets

PSHH...


I hate snakes

So all in all, I hate snakes and i was 45 minutes late to class today.

xoxo
ALEDA