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i almost cut my finger clean off last night at work. instead, i have a massive cut on my left middle finger that's almost to the bone. (which means, i have saggy gross hanging skin on my hand. naaaaaaaaaaaaasty).

i bled. a lot.


and then i went out and drank. and bled some more.


pictures to come! ha!
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ll_bean_j:
I'm totally not buying a sammich at your place! tongue Eh I did that once too. And, hi there.
rephrased:
Which restaurant do you work at, so I can avoid eating your finger?
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twistedone:
Dear Alcoholiv,

Sorry, you can have a day off next year. Hope you're satisfied. We appreciate you working.

--Thanks, The Management
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french_frog:
Hi miss

My personal fantasy is to have this breed : bengal cats (hybrid leopards)


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so today was my first and only day off since last saturday. and i wont have another day off till next saturday. what did i do with myself? i cleaned and did everyone's laundry (8 loads. holy shit.) i also went grocery shopping. i laid in bed with someone who i love hanging out with til like 1:30 this afternoon (that's what happens when you...
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ross_kennebunk:
isn't it funny how we can come to love futility, i'd almost take that, then being able to have them, cause if you do, then you may find out your image of them was completely wrong.
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uh... yeah. im in pretty much the worst mood ever.

the girl i worked with tonight is really lazy and if i dont light a fire under her ass constantly she doesnt do ANYTHING (which pisses me off).



and then i went to check the balance in my checking account on my way home at the atm and it wouldnt let me. it said 'transaction...
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french_frog:
poor thing.
It sucks.

lots of love
da froggy
kiss blush
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so, the cat just shit all over joe's bed. again. SECOND TIME. j and i are pretty convinced that the cat just hates him because she's gay and he took one set of her boobs when he moved in (she's the jealous type). so now, if he forgets to shut his door again, she's going to probably have her babies all over his bed. PLACENTA...
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french_frog:
I can't say nothing more real than : your profile pic is the sweetest thing I need on my office to work in a very proficient way.
blush wink miao!!
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um. im bored. and j isnt home yet. we have to work tonight making food. oh, the joys of cooking!!

my cat is preggers. hmph. i hope she doesnt have her kittens someplace where i'd be bothered to have a bunch of kitty placenta and crap everywhere.

yesterday was fun. what was also fun was my friend (boyfriendishbutnotactuallymyboyfriendbecauseidontwantone) showing up at 5 am wasted and...
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nhpsychobilly131:
PBR never gets the respect it so richly deserves, nice to find someone with some taste in beer for once.
french_frog:
hey, I invite you on my nenuphar.

wink miao!!
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i joined this so i could look at hot chicks. and one of my friends is on here. she doesnt know i did this. thus, im stalking her.


i just ate too much barbeque food and drank too many pbrs. bleh.
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shawn_:
Welcome to the sight. Have fun stalking.
twistedone:
Welcome! Stalking is just another form of endearment! nothing wrong with it.