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alcoholickitten

(military brat/no hometown) favorite places i've lived: Hawaii, Santa Cruz

Member Since 2005

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Monday Apr 04, 2005

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On my way home from work i had the unfortunate luck to get stuck behind a girl wearing those workout type pants with the words written across the ass. Her ass was "Juicy", though as I watched her go the only word that came to mind was "jello" or "gelatenous". I wonder if they come in these varieties. . .?
I wouldn't mind a pair that just had "please, take a good look at my ass" on the back of 'em. At least they're honest and to the point.

A couple of guys stopped at the stop light yelled "JUICY" in jello-ass's passing. She gave them the stink eye and I just laughed. wink
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tiger__10:
I had to drop my massage class frown mad blush
Apr 5, 2005
tiger__10:
Dude I just did a search of the SG members in my area and it's a total sausage fest!!! wheres all the girls? It's nothing but horney perverts with penis's mad Check it out type in 95117 for the area code then do the search by diffrent distances SAUSAGE FEST!!!!!
Apr 5, 2005

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