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This makes me proud to be an American. snif. snif. We are 4th behind China, Iran, and Vietnam. I know we can overtake them.



An aside. It worked! You may note that when you hover over that link, the skull is underlined. Yes, you can make clicky smileys, just as you can make a clicky piccy.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

Well, Dawn was here for TG. She was s'posed to get in Monday at 8:30 or thereabouts, but apparently Atlanta weather delayed the flight, and she didn't get in until about 1 am. There were like 4 delays, and I sat at work until like 12:30 am. I was pretty friggin' po'd. The visit was ok, but I'm pretty sure that that's the last one....
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So just for giggles, I called my friendly neighborhood BMW dealer to find out how much a new hood would cost me. $995! That's it! Of course, I'd have to pay to have it installed (thanks, but I don't want the headache of aligning it and shit) and painted. But fuck, that's not the exorbitant price I expected....

I pick up Dawn tonight.... I'm gonna...
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man, this week has been exhausting.

monday, I went for a court-ordered clinical evaluation. the guy's actually sending me to AA! then I went to work.

wednesday, I went to my shrink. then I went to work

thursday, I went to my probation officer. then i went to get some biodiesel in the truck. then I went to work.

today, I had to get a...
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what a fucked up week. my car got hit, my coffee maker quit working. the grocery store is out of my chips, now i heard that one of my fraternity brothers just died of an ecstasy od.

bah.

my bmw was hit and run in a parking lot today. it's not real bad, but it was pristine, and now it's not.

I think we should completely do away with cars in favor of motorcycles. I guarantee that traffic accidents would decrease by at least half. Why, you ask? Good question, responds I. Here are some reasons:

• DUI would be practically eliminated. The first thing to go when you're drinking is your balance. How you gonna go off and get a DUI when you can't even keep...
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There must be some mistake
I didnt mean to let them
Take away my soul.
Am I too old, is it too late?

*** UPDATE ***
I wasn't even gonna bother with the rant, but I just happen to be in a lousy and ornery mood, so what the fuck. Without further ado, fuck you, you maggot-ridden, lice-infested, pus-dripping twat! Who fucking puts someone on...
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