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Wednesday Mar 16, 2005

Mar 16, 2005
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THE DUCK IS GONE!

Holy shit! I drove into the subdivision, and the duck has been, like, ripped off the top of the sign. I must use this power only for good.

I went to my shrink today. I told her about y'all. She thinks it's healthy, actually, since I'm gettin' out and meeting you in real life. So, thanks! blush I didn't tell her about the psycho feminist in NJ. But that's just 'cause we ran out of time. I've gone from "Fuck you, Matt. Attitudes like yours get women raped" (paraphrase, but accurate shocked ) to "you're very sweet, Matt. I think you have a refreshing perspective". By the way, my name is Matt. Pleased to meetcha. She tried to call like 10 minutes ago, but I opted not to answer. Mebbe we should stick to emailing.

My brother's son is back in jail. My brother just gave his house back to the bank. The bank is accusing the kid of vandalizing the house. According to my brother, the "damage" is stuff he'd done in the course of renovating some things (which he obviously didn't finish). I'm sure there'll be more. Stay tuned.

(the duck is gone)

In the CD player is Paris - Sonic Jihad.

Trickle down economics may be the biggest fraud ever perpetrated. The only thing trickling down is a result of the wealthy saying "piss on the the rest o' them".

ARRR!!!
twigtech:
I think its more like "trickle down debt"
Mar 16, 2005
burning_bellhop:
Hey man. Could I get you to buy some soap from me ? Then maybe you could sell some soap to like ... all your friends. Er wait that's a pyramid scheme; but it's not one cause that would be illegal....


smile

Well maybe just a tape a week and a book a month. Ohh never mind.
Mar 16, 2005

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