I'm feelin' frowny today, so I'm gonna rant.
1. I finally did it. Ok, it's nothing to be proud of, but I finally did it. When I finally decided that the slower motherfucker was not gonna keep right, I passed him. Then I got in front of his ass and slowed down. I'm not proud of it, but fuck that motherfucker for not having the fucking courtesy to move outta the fucking way of the rest of the fucking traffic. And it's a fucking hazard, 'cause you got all the other fucking traffic swerving around your fucking ass. Did the fucker get the idea? Prob'ly fucking not.
2. My fucking long distance was set up for auto pay, and indeed, my account history shows that the bill was automagically deducted from my fucking checking account a couple o' times early in 2004. Well, I just get a fucking overdue statement from them. So I fucking call them, and the woman on the other end says, yep it's all set up. Well, it ain't fucking working. From what I could fucking gather, they switched their fucking auto-bill shit, and I gotta re-apply for it. Uh, thanks for fucking letting me know before I got a fucking letter that says you're gonna turn off my fucking long distance.
3. Fucking
, ok? No reason, just fucking
4. Fucking Bush/Cheney '04 sent me some fucking "presidential photo" last year. I fucking told them what to fucking do with it:
5. The fucking electric company changed their fucking bill paying system, so now I have to fucking pay a fucking service charge to pay my fucking bill online?! No thanks, fucker. I'll write a fucking check.
6. I shouldn't fucking number things, because it never fails that I fuckikng want to insert some fucking thing.
5. On a more positive note, I fucking love the word 'fucking'. apparently
fucker
*** Time Passes ***
Yeah, forgot about one more
8. Kids. WTF possesses anybody to have kids? They apparently don't think about it first. When you have a kid, you're saddling yourself with something that...
a. will cost you $100k minimum, *not including college*
b. spends its youngest years crapping, pissing, and puking with regard for *nothing*
c. will probably hate you for several years during its teens
d. will probably ruin any cool shit you can still afford after paying all the offspring-related expenses
e. is an anchor. no, a fat-ass mountain, around which you must plan *everything*, including sex.
1. I finally did it. Ok, it's nothing to be proud of, but I finally did it. When I finally decided that the slower motherfucker was not gonna keep right, I passed him. Then I got in front of his ass and slowed down. I'm not proud of it, but fuck that motherfucker for not having the fucking courtesy to move outta the fucking way of the rest of the fucking traffic. And it's a fucking hazard, 'cause you got all the other fucking traffic swerving around your fucking ass. Did the fucker get the idea? Prob'ly fucking not.
2. My fucking long distance was set up for auto pay, and indeed, my account history shows that the bill was automagically deducted from my fucking checking account a couple o' times early in 2004. Well, I just get a fucking overdue statement from them. So I fucking call them, and the woman on the other end says, yep it's all set up. Well, it ain't fucking working. From what I could fucking gather, they switched their fucking auto-bill shit, and I gotta re-apply for it. Uh, thanks for fucking letting me know before I got a fucking letter that says you're gonna turn off my fucking long distance.
3. Fucking
, ok? No reason, just fucking
4. Fucking Bush/Cheney '04 sent me some fucking "presidential photo" last year. I fucking told them what to fucking do with it:
5. The fucking electric company changed their fucking bill paying system, so now I have to fucking pay a fucking service charge to pay my fucking bill online?! No thanks, fucker. I'll write a fucking check.
6. I shouldn't fucking number things, because it never fails that I fuckikng want to insert some fucking thing.
5. On a more positive note, I fucking love the word 'fucking'. apparently
fucker
*** Time Passes ***
Yeah, forgot about one more
8. Kids. WTF possesses anybody to have kids? They apparently don't think about it first. When you have a kid, you're saddling yourself with something that...
a. will cost you $100k minimum, *not including college*
b. spends its youngest years crapping, pissing, and puking with regard for *nothing*
c. will probably hate you for several years during its teens
d. will probably ruin any cool shit you can still afford after paying all the offspring-related expenses
e. is an anchor. no, a fat-ass mountain, around which you must plan *everything*, including sex.
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Only in the broader sense. Everyone thinks you have to have a kid. Why . My brother already has one. My sister will have one. Every woman you get with WILL want one eventually. I never have really wanted kids. I don't want to subject someone else to the bullshit we deal with every day. Our world is going down the shitter as far as I can see. Plus I don't want to deal with all the problems of having one.
The best reason to have a kid is so you could have something to torture.
only joking !!!
I have often thought that I wouldn't mind getting with a single mother. I figure it would be a good way to help someone who is virtually the alone single parent. Also it would be a good way to help the child have a complete life. That is my savior side.
As far as Bush goes, someone should stick an umbrella up his ass and open it !!!!