Dude, I just wrote a friggin' entry then hit the wrong goddamned button and lost the whole friggin' thing. Let's see if I can recreate it. First, last night and this morning, I was unable to access SG from home. 
Musta been a router down twixt me and thee. My apologies to those of you eagerly awaiting my missives.
A Story
I was born to be a scientist. When I was around 6, I got a new pair of cowboy boots. They were awesome. They were so effin' awesome, I slept in them. Anyway, the scientist part. One day, I decided to see if these greatest of all cowboy boots could...
hold my weight on the point of a rusty nail.
If they had been able to, of course, I probably wouldn't even remember. And it certainly wouldn't be worth recounting here.
I think the tetanus shot hurt worse than the nail.
*** Time Passes ***
Fudge Monkeys! I'm telnet-ed into my computer at home, trying to ping SG, but I still can't get to it. Do not trifle with me, internet daemons (INETD.exe), for I will prevail! Oh, yes, I will prevail! Just as soon as they fix that damn router. 
Musta been a router down twixt me and thee. My apologies to those of you eagerly awaiting my missives.
A Story
I was born to be a scientist. When I was around 6, I got a new pair of cowboy boots. They were awesome. They were so effin' awesome, I slept in them. Anyway, the scientist part. One day, I decided to see if these greatest of all cowboy boots could...
hold my weight on the point of a rusty nail.
If they had been able to, of course, I probably wouldn't even remember. And it certainly wouldn't be worth recounting here.
I think the tetanus shot hurt worse than the nail.
*** Time Passes ***
Fudge Monkeys! I'm telnet-ed into my computer at home, trying to ping SG, but I still can't get to it.
Do not trifle with me, internet daemons (INETD.exe), for I will prevail! Oh, yes, I will prevail! Just as soon as they fix that damn router. 
burning_bellhop:
I hate it when the net goes down. It seems that once a week at least I have problems with my cable. I haven't impaled myself lately, but I have cut partway through three of my fingertips before. Twice in the kitchen with knives at shitty resturaunt jobs years back. Once with a bench saw that slipped while I was cutting. That one took off most of the top tip of my index finger on the right hand. It grew back, but there is a nice scar....
geckogirl:
dude (and i mean that in the hot chick way), what the hell you doing posting pics of your armpit and shit? dont nobody wanna see that! 