Every fuckin' where I go today, I see this little fuckin' red balloon! What...does...it...mean?! Why does it taunt me so?! Ok, just kidding. It's 'cause I turned 29 today! woo hoo! Whaddaya mean it has my age over on the left? D'oh! Curse you, red balloon!!!
No, seriously. Thanks for all, er, both the warm birthday wishes.
Too bad Jane's in L.A. I wanna get laid for my birthday. In fact, if I were president, I'd institute a government program to provide a little birthday cheer to those who would otherwise go without. M@ for pres 2008! Oh, if I win, I also pledge to sodomize Newt Gingrich. Rat fuck.
Here's my poll. If I started a religion with Johnny Cash as the prophet, would you join? The friggin' hymns would be SOOOO much better than you get in church today.
In the CD player is Dead Prez - Get Free Or Die Tryin. "When the people's army rises, then the system will fall!"
No, seriously. Thanks for all, er, both the warm birthday wishes.
Too bad Jane's in L.A. I wanna get laid for my birthday. In fact, if I were president, I'd institute a government program to provide a little birthday cheer to those who would otherwise go without. M@ for pres 2008! Oh, if I win, I also pledge to sodomize Newt Gingrich. Rat fuck.
Here's my poll. If I started a religion with Johnny Cash as the prophet, would you join? The friggin' hymns would be SOOOO much better than you get in church today.
In the CD player is Dead Prez - Get Free Or Die Tryin. "When the people's army rises, then the system will fall!"
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burning_bellhop:
Happy birthday man. My cousin's birthday was today. I wrote about it in my journal. Knock the bottom out of Knewt in 2008. Hang all the politicians, that's what I say....
burning_bellhop:
by the way, I need to buy you a shot soon....