Well, that was short lived. Patti - the Republican - went haywire because she found me on... wait for it... wait for it...
That's right. She thought I was hiding it from her. What's to friggin' hide?! It's not like I'm trying to hook up there. Jebus fucking save me! I just wish I hadn't blown off the other 4 women whose phone numbers I had because I was seeing her. 
Fuck! Imagine if she'd seen my profile here!
Anyway, it's probably good. Once we had to face the ideological differences, it would have been much uglier. Ann fucking Coulter for fuck's sake.
Anyway, I'm available again; please form a single file line. No shoving. 
Love, m@
she could have thrown dishes at you