Visited the chat for the first time in probably over a year... *mind explodes* how do people read with all the text flying by so fast!?! BLWIAH!

Hey, on a lighter note, I think we have a house lined up for November!

Happy Birthday to me!
So far my day has been relatively uneventful and full of lounging while playing Harvest Moon DS. No complaints! Girlfriend has been at work, so I utilized my free time during the most selfish holiday of the year to simply take it easy with the excuse of "Hey, it's my birthday! So I have a right to be unproductive!"
Not to...
Read More

Go buy the new Every Time I Die album "New Junk Aesthetic". But make sure it's the CD/DVD special edition. On your way home, start listening to the CD. Then when you get home, watch the DVD. It's hilarious. Then you can go back to listening to the CD.

Saw "Inglorious Basterds" the other day. For somebody that owns a copy of "Cannibal Holocaust" on DVD, I never thought that a scene from a Tarantino film would bother me so much. But I nearly hurled during the climax... pretty much the most brutal scene that I can ever recall seeing in a film. I was already in a weird mood that day, so watching...
Read More

New amazing video I found...
The funny thing is that I can easily picture several girls that I know doing this same thing...

Prepare yourself for no organization whatsoever...

Started shaving the beard a little more often. Lately, the look has been "groomed stubble". Very "Dexter". Speaking of which... every time I watch the intro to that show I get hungry. Something about over-easy eggs and a slice of freshly cooked ham followed by a cup of coffee just looks appealing every time. I'm pretty sure I could...
Read More

I always wondered if you really had to pee, and didn't have an empty bottle, if you could use a condom. And today I found out that the answer is yes. Although you have to be very careful to pinch it off at the end so it doesn't make a mess when you pull it off...

So I have officially graduated college.
I can't believe it's been nearly 2 years since I moved to Seattle.
I thought to myself, "Well, I guess I'm on my own now!"
Little did I know what "on my own" really means...

Alright.
Time to start spamming employers with my resume!

I have been alive for going on 23 years.
I cannot recall a single time in my entire life when somebody has seriously accused me of being "crazy", "psycho", etc. I mean, there's always those times when you're at a party and you say "Dude, I'll totally let you pepper spray me for $20" and someone says "Dude, really? You're crazy!" But those don't count....
Read More