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alanthewise

Tri-Cities, WA

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Sunday May 31, 2009

May 31, 2009
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I have been alive for going on 23 years.
I cannot recall a single time in my entire life when somebody has seriously accused me of being "crazy", "psycho", etc. I mean, there's always those times when you're at a party and you say "Dude, I'll totally let you pepper spray me for $20" and someone says "Dude, really? You're crazy!" But those don't count. (And btw, nobody had $20, so i never got sprayed)
So, if you think back on your life and realize "Wow, people have accused me of being fucking psycho countless of times!" Then maybe - JUST MAYBE - there is something to it.
Normal people don't go through life constantly being accused of insanity.
dyspareunia:
Dude, you're psycho.




There. Now you've been accused. How's it feel?


PS- Don't let someone pepper spray you. It SUCKS. It's not worth twenty bucks.
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