alabama

dear mr. period,

thanks for stopping by again, i really appreciate the suprise week early visit. to tell you the truth, i'm actually not that unhappy with you being here... actually i'm really HAPPY you're here, i'm not quite ready to meet your cousin pregnancy anytime soon. its your entourage i really don't like. for example, you're one friend cramps, he's a real asshole. i think he has a crush on me too, cause he won't leave me alone the entire time. you should talk to him. then theres your friend bloat, you know the gassy one. ok i admit, he does make some pretty funny jokes, but overall he's just embarrassing. finally, theres your moody friend. always bringing the party down cause she can't figure out what emotion she is. tell her to stay at home, i'll take gas over her.

so i know you're trying to be nice and make your rounds, and i'm fine with that. but please leave your buddies at home, they aren't welcome! but then again, your visits wouldn't be the same without them! hope you have a great stay making me feel disgusting and poopy,

XOXO BAMA