EFF, I NEED A SMOKE.
It's all I can think about right now and as a result I'm in a shitty mood.
Also, my mom is getting more dates than I am right now which is rough.
Do guys even do dates anymore? I haven't been on an official date in forever. I have a bad habit of attracting sleezebags and deadbeats, both of which rarely spring for a nice dinner.
WHERE ARE ALL THE MEN?
"men"plural noun Definition:
Guys who treat a lady like a queen / who aren't complete emotional wrecks/ who aren't afraid to wrestle you back(that leads to sex you know) / who can laugh at themselves and at bad situations/ who offer to pay for dinner by default/ who don't try and give you back someone else's underwear.
It's all I can think about right now and as a result I'm in a shitty mood.
Also, my mom is getting more dates than I am right now which is rough.
Do guys even do dates anymore? I haven't been on an official date in forever. I have a bad habit of attracting sleezebags and deadbeats, both of which rarely spring for a nice dinner.
WHERE ARE ALL THE MEN?
"men"plural noun Definition:
Guys who treat a lady like a queen / who aren't complete emotional wrecks/ who aren't afraid to wrestle you back(that leads to sex you know) / who can laugh at themselves and at bad situations/ who offer to pay for dinner by default/ who don't try and give you back someone else's underwear.
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But, yes, I am better off without her, or at least I will be.
Sorry you were having a bad day, i hope you are feeling better about things now. And darling, if you ever want to come over to the UK it would be awesome to meet up with you. Let me know if you do, I'll bring the green!
I'm doing magic for kids in hospital today, rasing money for comic relief (big charity day ove here). Should be fun!
And yes, a good shag would be lovely, but it's not so easy to come by where i live, especially if you have standards like i do! Oh well....
take care lovely!
I'm so sore...
Again, I thought of you in the mosh a LOT!
No joke!