akuma_usagi

I am Akuma.




I've been having fun doing things that nonpregnant people can do. I think maybe I miss being pregnant. Jarrod let me get away with alot (You know I loveeeeee ya and yes I do mean to torture you forever and ever) Anyhow, I am working my way up to being able to walk in stilettos again, being able to not pass out after one drink, being able to love my belly again, and of course trying to cram my boobs in normal size shirts and convince them to shrink. I miss the pregnant belly suprise, it was like having my own kinderegg and I got to wonder what stupid lil useless toy was inside and if I could pretend that it has a soul for me to steal. Or if my cats could pick it up and steal it away to sell to elves and faeries.

Mmm, honestly I have come to accept the whole boob misfortune that has befell me. I just like to drag things on and on till I am so sick of it that I make myself forget about it until I find some frantic note that I wrote to myself in a sleep deprived lucid state months before.

sigh....I don't sleep much anymore.

I had other things to say, lots of things to say. Mostly to myself. This is the only way I can communicate with myself.