Tax Money, Tax Money, Tax Money! 
Other than that nothing has happened.
I've been lazy and distant.
I gained a whole three pounds, total weight gain is negative 17.
Jarrod went with me to the doctor, he weighs more then he'd probably like me to say. He also says the baby's heart sounds like a crazy carpet. *nod and smile*
I don't care about Micheal Jackson or Jesus. I am not sure how to be more clear about this.
I don't believe in Jesus or that some Jesus man existed who was just nice and everyone made up all those lies about him so they could gain your soul and wallet. And I don't have to like Christmas if I don't want to. I am a burning bush give me your money. Hmm, that could be funny. Like when my gramma insisted on going through my stuff when I wasn't home to confirm that I was a witch. So when I knocked at the door during a church meeting and asked if I was too late for the Satanist meeting. That was funny, k maybe not. But I was fourteen and pissed off she threw my shredded nylons away. Hmm no I think it was funny but I just am forgeting the funny part. I think it was funny how everyone just shut up and stared at me for five minutes until I left the room. Next time I'll say I am burning bush and ask for money. I also think you should love me more than your parents. Cause whats not to love? K, don't anwser that. I think I am being sarcastic.
I seem to be cynical, secular and apathetic. I also don't see a problem with that, and if you do I don't remeber asking for your oppinion.
I am bored. Maybe I finish reading Devil's Knot, I couldn't finish before it really infuriated me. I am wearing a Metallica shirt, ooooo I am an evil satanist who likes to bum rape little boys. I read Anne Rice so I am going to kill you. K, maybe I shouldn't finish it I am already pissed off again.
Other than that nothing has happened.
I've been lazy and distant.
I gained a whole three pounds, total weight gain is negative 17.
Jarrod went with me to the doctor, he weighs more then he'd probably like me to say. He also says the baby's heart sounds like a crazy carpet. *nod and smile*
I don't care about Micheal Jackson or Jesus. I am not sure how to be more clear about this.
I don't believe in Jesus or that some Jesus man existed who was just nice and everyone made up all those lies about him so they could gain your soul and wallet. And I don't have to like Christmas if I don't want to. I am a burning bush give me your money. Hmm, that could be funny. Like when my gramma insisted on going through my stuff when I wasn't home to confirm that I was a witch. So when I knocked at the door during a church meeting and asked if I was too late for the Satanist meeting. That was funny, k maybe not. But I was fourteen and pissed off she threw my shredded nylons away. Hmm no I think it was funny but I just am forgeting the funny part. I think it was funny how everyone just shut up and stared at me for five minutes until I left the room. Next time I'll say I am burning bush and ask for money. I also think you should love me more than your parents. Cause whats not to love? K, don't anwser that. I think I am being sarcastic.
I seem to be cynical, secular and apathetic. I also don't see a problem with that, and if you do I don't remeber asking for your oppinion.
I am bored. Maybe I finish reading Devil's Knot, I couldn't finish before it really infuriated me. I am wearing a Metallica shirt, ooooo I am an evil satanist who likes to bum rape little boys. I read Anne Rice so I am going to kill you. K, maybe I shouldn't finish it I am already pissed off again.
As for the arm humping thing, I can't imagine it would be to comfortable for you... because you know, you would be riding my arm... and for me, because, well... it might feel kinda neat actually.
DOWN WITH JESUS
You should get Dementia to be your pretend wife. Im sure she would be ok with it.
I hope you have fun when you come down to victoria