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Sunday Nov 26, 2006

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Some one please... shoot me.

The boredom is overwhelming, Ive tried doing several things, Im at the stage where, its quite possible, that having sex with a rampant dog would be boring, te slump of boringness, a gun or a ladder, either one will do!

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revelation:
Recipe to end boredom

You will need:

- Gift Wrap
- Scissors
- Tape or glue
- A bottle of Vodka
- Ice
- Orange juice (optional)

Instructions:

Mix the Vodka and the orange juice in a jar. Add ice and shake it. If you forgot to use the jar cap, you'd probably need to do it again. Next, pour this mix in a couple of glasses and try to drink it without using your hands.

Next, cut a generous portion of gift wrap and hang it on a wall using the tape. Please, be sure that paper high is about yours. We leave this apart and repeat step one. Step one can be repeated as many times as you wish.

Approach the wall where the paper ends, and stik it to your skin using tape. You may use glue at your own risk. Then, spin around the paper until you're completely wrapped and dizzy (selfish ppl variant: wait and the world will spin around you).

Then, try to unwrap yourself completely drunk and there you have... FUN!!!
Dec 23, 2006
discosleaze:
im bored too.
i think its scrubs time!!
Dec 23, 2006

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