Damn that Golden Monkey and its 9.5% alcohol content! More so, damn that Verizon online DSL! They added 5 years to my aging.
In other news, you must vote today. How else are we going to rid ourselves of these jokers?
This is what a satisfied Democratic voter (89) looks like:
And for all of you:
You must but these things fo' me.
One
Two
Ok, ok....maybe I'll get off of my lazy ass and get them myself. Right after I (a) get my car inspected (b) get four new tires for said car (c) pay $500 car insurance for said car's driver (d) slave, slave, slave
BOO YA KAH!
In other news, you must vote today. How else are we going to rid ourselves of these jokers?
This is what a satisfied Democratic voter (89) looks like:
And for all of you:
You must but these things fo' me.
One
Two
Ok, ok....maybe I'll get off of my lazy ass and get them myself. Right after I (a) get my car inspected (b) get four new tires for said car (c) pay $500 car insurance for said car's driver (d) slave, slave, slave
BOO YA KAH!
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trent_lacoye:
OMG Did she just call you Uncle Remus? That's fuggin hilarious. That's what George used to call you. Holy shit.
siv:
this is so fucking depressing