Ok. Out of the loop for the minute but here's an update:
After work Friday I decided to have an accident with my bike and a minivan. Didn't get hurt that bad but suffered six stitches in my knee and a couple of big bruises on my legs. The coolest part was that my pedal was indented into my calf and left a perfect impression for a day, then just left some marks. Some lady got out of her car and freaked when she saw blood coming out of my leg. I didn't even know I was hurt until she came flying out of her car yelling "I'll call 911"! The whole time I'm just like "Hey, if I can just get a ride to get some stitches everything will be OK". No go on that one. I guess it was the fact that you could see my kneecap and part of the bone in there that got them all riled up. Cops came, ambulance came, onlookers came. I wasn't even bleeding that bad! Whatever. Rubberbneckers always trying to get some sort of Good Samaritan award. I just want to get back on my bike.
Whatever. Naked bodies will cheer me up.
After work Friday I decided to have an accident with my bike and a minivan. Didn't get hurt that bad but suffered six stitches in my knee and a couple of big bruises on my legs. The coolest part was that my pedal was indented into my calf and left a perfect impression for a day, then just left some marks. Some lady got out of her car and freaked when she saw blood coming out of my leg. I didn't even know I was hurt until she came flying out of her car yelling "I'll call 911"! The whole time I'm just like "Hey, if I can just get a ride to get some stitches everything will be OK". No go on that one. I guess it was the fact that you could see my kneecap and part of the bone in there that got them all riled up. Cops came, ambulance came, onlookers came. I wasn't even bleeding that bad! Whatever. Rubberbneckers always trying to get some sort of Good Samaritan award. I just want to get back on my bike.
Whatever. Naked bodies will cheer me up.
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finch:
by the way... did i ever tell you that i want you to have like ten million of my babies? because i do. 
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avafalls:
Naked bodies are way better than accidents. I could look at them all day.