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All Hell Breaks

OK, so I leave for a week and the site layout changes. Groovy. I haven't been at a computer in ten days or so and my head is hurting from the glow.



Vay Kay

Having some time off is the greatest thing when you have no connections to anything in your normal routine. Aside from a little disassociation, I seem to be readjusting well, except from the lack of cable TV. It was great to just sit on my mom's reclining chair and bask in the soothing moving picture box's luminance. Four days of the History, Discovery, Tech and Comedy channels. Four days of no creative thinking. Four days of complaining about the ratio of channels to good programs. Now back to reality where I only get 3 channels on a 19 inch TV. Eh...I have television anyways.



Disney Bound McFamily

Since I took a flight to Orlando, I had the opportunity to share my flight with some of the most inconsiderate, single track minded parents this nation has to offer. It is the famed Disney bound McFamily. This couple's kid kicked my fucking chair all the way from Charlotte (where I had a layover) to Orlando. I tried numerous times to make eye contact with mom and then dad but it was to no avail. The "McFam" was too busy with their heads plastered to a map. You see, early this year a group of individuals surrounding a board room table decided what this family was going to do for their entire vacation. This family was so content with their new spoon fed adventures that they forgot a basic rule of etiquette...KEEP YOUR FUCKING KID UNDER CONTROL. Since the airline industry has a pretty strict rule regarding unruly passengers, I kept to myself.



I Can Twist my Fingers

Read "The Contortionists Handbook" by Craig Clevenger. You will not be disappointed.



Today's Song:
Parlour - Over the Under